The Swindlers

The Swindlers are a hard rock/psychobilly power trio.
Imagine the love child of Reverend Horton Heat & Slash from G'n'R,
then slowly back away, you don't want to startle it!

The townie Band

The townies are a fun, classic rock cover band.
We're so popular with the locals that we must always play under an assumed name,
so as not to violate maximum occupancy limits.

Rockhausen

This amount of rock is illegal in 17 states.
"oh, no! There goes Tokyo...."

Eye Jazz Eye

Ya see, the kids... with their hippin’ and their hoppin’ and their bippin’ and their boppin’...

• We like it loud, fast, and a little distorted
• Key signatures? We don't need no stinkin' key signatures!
• We reserve the right to move the downbeat and hold it for ransom
• We believe the Pyramids were launching pads for ancient jam sessions